What s it like to watch cats on a blind date | Guo Damao s life, blind dates, and cats!

Let’s talk about the breed of Guo’s big cat first. The person who sent her said it was a combination of a white-haired Turkish Angora cat with mandarin duck eyes and a white long-haired blue-eyed cat of unknown species. She has long legs, a small V-...


Let’s talk about the breed of Guo’s big cat first. The person who sent her said it was a combination of a white-haired Turkish Angora cat with mandarin duck eyes and a white long-haired blue-eyed cat of unknown species. She has long legs, a small V-face, big ears, a thin body, slender bones, medium-long hair, and the hair on her neck and chest looks like a collar. She has hair between her fingers and can swim, but she doesn’t like to get wet. I have always been light-weight and have never gained much weight. I weigh 7 to 9 pounds.

She sings about love every day and night, and finally can experience love. . . We thought it was our first night and we should be cautious, so we started asking around from the white male cats around. After selecting the cat's weight, temperament, and eye color, male cats should not be too much heavier than female cats, as they are prone to dystocia when giving birth, male cats with bad temperaments are also prone to bite female cats during mating, etc., and several candidates were made.

A separate cabin was arranged for them to have a blind date, because adults said that cats mate very privately and do not like people to watch. It is not safe and private enough. The process often does not go smoothly and pregnancy cannot occur.

We introduced the two cats to each other, and nervously put them into the small dark room. Soon we heard shrill meows and flapping sounds. Is this the love of cats? Looking at the faces of the adults, something seemed wrong. After a while, the male cat owner couldn't help but opened the door. I really saw Guo Damao scratching his baby like a bastard, and the blind date could only hide. . .

We, a family of three, looked in disbelief, because although Big Cat Guo was very crazy at home, since she was called Yangzi (called Yangzi is another way of saying the cat is called Chun in our hometown), she looked like a gentle girl. Even if she was manic and prone to violence, where was her weight? The male cats were taller and heavier than her, and it was during a period of strong male hormones. How could this be the case? . .

After apologizing profusely, they each held the cat and went home. He raised the big cat and looked at her sincerely: Girl, don't you like this guy? Well, I think so, how can those short legs get into your eyes~~ La la la

(The big cat Guo has shown her extraordinary fighting power at this time, but it did not attract our attention. I don’t know if I teased her too much when she was a child)

After that, they went on a blind date several times. Either they started fighting or the two cats ignored each other in a corner, but they all failed. The big cat still screamed loudly, what to do. . . . . .

Guo Da Mao’s male cat friend:

After meeting several cat guys, none of them succeeded, so we could only choose from the second echelon that was excluded in the primary election.

There was a cat in a relative’s house that would have been suitable, but it was excluded because of poor conduct and being too large. In the second echelon, we selected him as a seed player to focus on training.

This cat is Guo Da Mao’s only male partner in this life, Tiger.

Tiger is a smart and strong male cat with white and yellow eyes. Just like his name, Tiger is very popular. People around his community know him because Tiger cannot be locked up at all. He is a prodigal male cat. At night, He wandered into the community garden to look for territory and fought with cats who were not convinced by him. The scars on his face made him look very domineering and untouchable. Maybe because of his strong body and fierce eyes, the neighbors who knew him said he was the Elvis of the area.

It is hard for a prodigal to be dedicated, and Tiger is even more of a playboy. He often brings different female cats back for dinner, and some of them are still pregnant. A standard bad boy.

(Big Cat is in love with Tiger. Now it seems that romantic dramas such as the domineering CEO falling in love with me/my philandering boyfriend are also very common in the cat world.)

In order for Tiger to be a good husband to Big Cat Guo, his owner specially asked his owner to lock him in the house, abstain from sex for a few days, and wash him from head to toe. We just brought the big cat to the tiger's house to let them get familiar with each other. Since they are intimate, there is no need to be so anxious.

Let two young men and women of marriageable age meet for a few times. One weekend, we gave the room to them. Less than an hour later, after hearing two shrill screams from the big cat Guo, the experienced tiger owner said it should be done. He opened the door and saw the big cat Guo rolling on the ground in a charming manner, and the tiger stood on the window sill and watched the scenery. It seems that this is a success~~

I would like to add that Tiger looks really shockingly similar to his male master, with their eyes, face shape, body shape, and even personality. His owner is also proud of this and shows off everywhere that the tiger is his cat son. Later, the prodigal son Tiger still got lost and never came back after leaving home. His mistress cried for a long time and really never had a cat again. However, his father, who was still a tough guy, felt that Tiger must have become a king somewhere else.

After making love with the tiger, the big cat no longer has any nostalgia for the tiger. Cats are really feminist and throw away men after they are used. I like. . .

The big cat still fussed for two or three days after returning home, which made us worry that she was not a good match. It was not until a few weeks later when we petted the cat that we noticed that the hair around her pink and tender breasts was bald, that we realized that the big cat Guo was now a mother. . . Congratulations, croak, croak, croak. . . . .

I would like to praise you again. The majestic tiger is always a good cat.

Having a pregnant cat is a top priority at home. We make her nest comfortable and warm (although she basically sleeps in bed, but she still has a nest), and we increase the quality and quantity of food. We let the cat eat 21 Gold Vitamins with me every day. Of course, the amount she eats must be reduced in proportion to her body weight. We also buy her live loaches and fish from time to time.

By the way, when it comes to Cat Guo’s food, it is basically chicken liver, various fish, and beef. Later, when I heard that there was such a lack of grains, I started to supplement some cat food. The main meal is still various fish, meat, and chicken liver. The pampered big cat Guo refused to eat even a morsel of rice, even when he was hungry. It was even better during pregnancy, which made me, a carnivore, very envious..

When I was a sophomore in high school, computers had just begun to become popular, and information was not as developed as it is now. In addition, there was a class teacher who believed in the theory of "limited energy" and promoted computers as evil items that led to poor performance. My classmates and I were so stunned that we waited until our children went to college before we dared to buy computers for personal use. I went to an Internet cafe to search for some information about cat pregnancy and childbirth, and it spread to the whole family. My father asked people around him and my mother went to the pet hospital for consultation.

When I came back and summarized it, everyone had different opinions. For example, our old man said that there were three cats and four dogs, and the doctor said that the cat was pregnant for 60 to 70 days. We didn’t know who to believe, so we just prepared as soon as possible.



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